Live Together, Die Alone.

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach

When your teacher is mean but teaches really good 

When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats

When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch

when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts

When you’re singing alone on a golf course 

(Source: spazztastic-muffin)

zooeyclairedeschanel:

yes my thighs touch and so do the rest of my legs and also my feet in fact my whole bottom half is in one piece i am a mermaid

readalot413:

liverpate:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

liverpate:

why am i not a banana

Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.

thanks man

are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people

tanakas:

YOU WANNA FUCKING GO *gives you a box of chocolate* ON A DATE??? *punches the chocolate box out of ur hands* JUST KIDDING I DONT GO OUT WITH NERDS

lucifers-blog:

becausecastiel:

awkwardbookworm:

01012012:

Plot twist: the devil doesn’t wear Prada.

He wears Westwood.

 #but he really wants to wear Sam Winchester

I wear Sam Winchester wearing prada